Well, I’ve got the STD and all I need is you.” Image: Giphy “Are those space pants? Because your ass is outta control!” Image: Giphy “Do you have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.” Image: Giphy “Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.” Image: Giphy “If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.” Image: Giphy “I’ve lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?” Image: GiphyĪ version of this article was originally published in February 2015. As overt and sometimes humorous displays. My name is Lucio (honey compliment) Hi, I really like the way you walk, it’s very sexy. Are you German? ‘Cause I wanna be Ger-man!” A pick-up line or chat-up line is a conversation opener with the intent of engaging a person for romance or dating. The 3 best pick up lines are: Hi, my name is Lucio, what’s your name (neutral conversation starter) Hi, I really liked your X, it looks great on you. I know what you're thinking. Dating is awkward these days and talking openly about what makes us feel and act awkward is a key way to connect around a common emotion. I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness. Wed been lightly flirting for a while, but. Here are the 12 best clever pickup lines: 1. “Did you just fart? Because you blow me away!” Image: Giphy “Do you work at Subway? ‘Cause you just gave me a foot-long.” Image: Giphy “Hey, girl. What is the best pickup line used on you or by you I was dropping a friend off at her place after HEMA practice. “Was your mother a beaver? ‘Cause damn!” Image: Giphy “Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.” Image: Giphy “It’s handy that I have my library card because I’m totally checking you out.” Image: Giphy These cheesy pickup lines are so bad, they’re almost good. Just promise never to (seriously) use them - unless you’re really that charming. : a prepared remark used by a person to start a conversation with a stranger they are interested in having a romantic relationship. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. What we really want to know is: Have any of these ever worked? Was it only ironically?Īnyway, we hope these pickup lines will give you a laugh. Why Youre so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
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How do you craft something full of puns, important information about your cat and nonspecific compliments that’s cheesy enough that the other person might assume there’s some depth underneath your one-liner? We’re not sure, but people manage to do it.
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